Ufo Believer Pillows

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Irrefutable Evidence.

"Their technology must be very primitive - they won't get far in that!"

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

"You're new here, aren't you?"

'What do you mean my policy does not cover for this sort of thing!'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

It's entirely your choice: a crop circle followed by a probing, or a probing followed by a crop circle

"Where did that come from!"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

On the eve of January 20...

"Maybe we should try another line instead of 'Take us to your leader'."

Anywhere but here

"Some kids have stolen my spaceship...!"

"No, don't take us to your politicians - we're searching for intelligent life."

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

Dog catches UFO

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Fritz discovers the secret of Flying Saucing...

'Do not take us to your leader. Take us to the people who run your world.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."