Ufo Supporter Pillows

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

2021

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'