Ufo Fan Pillows

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Alien Donates to the Poor

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Abductee of the Month

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'Billy's Mom says I can stay for supper.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Alien landing on earth with the 'Good Beer Guide'

That *@#$ cat keeps following out light beam.

Martian restaurant and take away

Elevator Music

"As if we didn't have enough mouths to feed already!"

Alien Claw Game

We're not staying - we're just now allowed to smoke on the ship.

Aw, a heart!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."