Ufo Lover Pillows

'Clever UFO camouflage - they know we won't report a flying pig.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"A little lower."

The boosters are down, but I found this awesome launching pad. Skeet shooting.

Sock Abduction

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Alien and woman, "I'm sorry Madge, I think there's too much space between us"

'We have come to take over your Planet. Take me to your leader !'

UFO parked at family reunion.

"It appeared overnight. I've heard people mention these mysterious crap circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Travis Walton - Fire in the Sky

"I like the way that new space helmet glows. How do you think the Earthlings will handle it?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"