Ufo Enthusiast Pillows

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

"Get closer together, closer together."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"I have to know how it's done."

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

How They Built Stonehenge

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Aliens visit the W.C.

'Take me to your community leader.'

Damn. Every time they change to and from Daylight Saving Time on Earth, it effects the space time continuum.'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

"Grab the black box."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"The pear-shaped object approaching the house isn't your father?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."

Studio 51

"Take me to your martini bar!"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Frank Harris Blurry UFO Photography