Ufo Fanatic Pillows

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Aren't we there yet? It feels like we've been flying for seconds!"

Alien Frisbee

'Yep, like I thought, hydrocaulistic immebuliser's shot. Thhh, gonna cost you mate.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

'We're space bimbos -- take us to Bill Clinton.'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

'Greetings Earthling! I come in peace!'

'Hi, is this Fred's Locksmithing Services? I understand you work on foreign models?'

'Edgar, Edgar - your credit cards!!'

"Nice little planet - Is it yours?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."