Ufo Lovers Pillows

"I can drive this ship much better than you!!"

"Yes - we offer complete privacy. We are 3 billion miles from earth. . .Just get a double room ready for Meghan and Harry."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Alien Assumption

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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