Ufo Hunters Pillows

Alien Mount Rushmore

'Hey, check it out. Our last sighting went viral.'

"I sent you 100,000,000 miles for that?'"

COUGH COUGH!

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien Assumption

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."