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'Hey, check it out. Our last sighting went viral.'

"I sent you 100,000,000 miles for that?'"

COUGH COUGH!

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Hair Crop Circle

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

dog vs UFO...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road