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Alien Campfire.

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

Alien Ride Shares

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Close encounter of the turd kind!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Alien Assumption

dog vs UFO...

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.