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Alien Campfire.

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

Alien Ride Shares

But if you REALLY want to see inside them, probe their phones.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'You mean all this time Dad's been talking alien?'

Close encounter of the turd kind!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.