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Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"They look like pickles."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"