Ufo Investigator Gifts

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"They look like pickles."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.