Ufo Observer Gifts

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"They look like pickles."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

We come in pieces!

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'