Ufo Sightseer Gifts

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien Assumption

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.