Ufo Sightseer Gifts

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Alien Assumption

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"They look like pickles."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'