Ufo Spotters Gifts

'See if they have their green cards.'

Bumper Car UFO.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"

'Take me to your lager!'

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

Close Talkers of the Third Kind

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

Alien pointing at Earth - "Go on Mum, buy me that ball."

"Show them your new laser, you said. They'll think it's really neat, you said. You putz."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.