Ufo Hunter Gifts

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Visitor Parking.

Search for Alien Life Centre.

"You are definitely capable of anything to avoid visiting my mother."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'You'd have thought they'd have more advanced transport to get around.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Would you sign this receipt, so I can write off this trip?'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Who believes this nonsense?'

Elvis lives! - 'Why most alien abductions go unreported.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'You've been a good provider, Manfred, but I've been made Queen of Venus.'

Mutual Fascination

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Unidentified-Eaten-Object.

'How do you like that? We've been on this planet for 20 minutes, and already my identity is stolen!'

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

"Yes, it's first on the right past Venus. You can't miss it."

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"

"Boy these humans aren't too bright!"

"Oh, look! Their government released footage of our recent family vacation."

"According to your report he didn't take the probing very well."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"By the sounds of it, there's illegal aliens everywhere."

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

dog vs UFO...

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