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"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

"Get closer together, closer together."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"I have to know how it's done."

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

How They Built Stonehenge

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

Aliens visit the W.C.

Damn. Every time they change to and from Daylight Saving Time on Earth, it effects the space time continuum.'

Alien contact.

'Here we go again...'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Take me to your community leader.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Keep clicking "unlock" as we walk and we'll find it eventually.

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Thanks - I have the worst flying object lag.

"They remind me of someone."

Studio 51

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"