Ufo Aficionados T-Shirts

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

Highway signs in outer space.

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

Cow Alien Abduction

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Elevator Music

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

UFO Shelter

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If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'