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Bone Abduction

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Looks good! I think we should stick with making Cop Circles.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Relax! It's October 31st. What could be a better day to escape?"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"You left this on our ship."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You caught it, you gut it!'

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

'You do Botox?'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

A skier and a paraglider

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."