Ufo Chasers Mugs

Bone Abduction

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Looks good! I think we should stick with making Cop Circles.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Relax! It's October 31st. What could be a better day to escape?"

"You left this on our ship."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

dog vs UFO...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'You do Botox?'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

A skier and a paraglider

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'Take me to your lawyer.'