Ufo Trackers Pillows

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'