Ufo Spotter Pillows

'The Existential Files.'

Take me to your market leader.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'How about that ? they must have developed a resistance to oxygen!'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"The humans sent these signals out in the seventies. You think they're going to buy 'Sorry, just seeing this now!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Alien toilet.

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

Space Rocket.

Alien Snowmen

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'UFO...UFO...'

"Just one small point Mrs Zorg-as you approached Pluto, you should have changed down to warp factor three."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"Can you please move? You parked in my driveway!"

'Gosh, no -- we were hoping you guys would know a way to end war and poverty on OUR planet.'

"I'm so sorry. He just bolted out in front of me. I couldn't stop!"

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

Abduction.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

Not a flying saucer

So...they've come for me at last.

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Uplifting

'It's nice to meet you, I always give a discount to aliens!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'