Ufo Spotting Pillows

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"3...4...5...6..."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Alien tapping ufo spotter on shoulder 'Seen anything yet?'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

dog vs UFO...

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"