Ufo Finder Pillows

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

dog vs UFO...

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"They look like pickles."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.