Ufo Finder Pillows

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"They look like pickles."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.