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'To be quite honest, this isn't what I expected from an alien abduction.'

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

Big Bang Theory.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Not now, Oliver."

Alien Assumption

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.