Ufo Explorer Mugs

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'To be quite honest, this isn't what I expected from an alien abduction.'

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

Big Bang Theory.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Hair Crop Circle

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Apple Pie Abduction

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

dog vs UFO...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"