Ufo Researcher Mugs

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

'Actually, we're here to take a look at Michael Jackson -- we think he may be one of ours.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

dog vs UFO...

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"