Ufo Researcher Mugs

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"