Ufo Geek Mugs

'Oh no, we've had our funding withdrawn...no more human abductions.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Elevator Music

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'