Ufo Watcher Pillows

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

'Actually we have nothing against visitors from outer space. . . but you're taking a parking space!'

Aliens talking to sheep - "Attention earthings.. Don't attack, we come in peace."

Pyramid UFO...

"If it's all the the same to you, we'd prefer it if you didn't take us to your leader."

"I don't care where you are from and that you greet us! You are an illegal immigrant and will be placed in a refugee camp!"

Rabbit Aliens

Area 51: The Inside Story

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

Humans welcome a UFO and its aliens whilst other aliens get ready with guns in the background

'Will you shut that thing off? I'm trying to putt!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

Betsy knew they had come for her.

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

I wonder what kind of welcome

"After the break...those who claim to have seen a UFO!"

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

Extra terrestrial shopping trolley.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Take me to your mechanic."