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'The Existential Files.'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'How about that ? they must have developed a resistance to oxygen!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"The humans sent these signals out in the seventies. You think they're going to buy 'Sorry, just seeing this now!"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Space Rocket.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."

"They look like pickles."

A guitarist is abducted by aliens

The Clueless Diver

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

"Just ignore him. Remember what a mess he made in here last time."

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

'I know it's the custom on your planet to not pay for parking up front, but that's not the custom here?'

''Ours is the bright green saucer-shaped one' frankly doesn't help much!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

We come in pieces!