Ufo Trackers Prints

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien Assumption

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"They look like pickles."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"