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'And tonight our pundits will be debating the issue, 'do extra terrestrials exist?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Whatever it is, ask your mother.'

'Take me to your mechanic.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'You do Botox?'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

Suddenly, Jeff gets caught in a tractor beam.

I conquered the Earth and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

A UFO is flying over the planet; on the side of the UFO is its identification number.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'Did you have trouble finding the way?'

"They took me to their leader and lemme tell you, this planet's even more primitive than we thought!"

'Well I found your problem. You got a cow stuck up in there.'

"Hey, how superior to us can he be, he's got a tail!"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

A planet like ours - "Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'."

Spiro & Pusho and the alien hitchhiker

"Let's just skip to the next planet, this one's not showing any signs of intelligent life."

Friendly Green Space Alien

"They issued me a fine for not wearing a mask."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"You left this on our ship."

Other venues yet under consideration for his nomination

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"