Satellite Chaser Pillows

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"I love this time of day."

The World Wide Web.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Things I love about Powell River...

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You do Botox?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'