Comet Chaser Pillows

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

Astronomical observations.

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

"I can see back in time millions of years, but what I'd really love to see is where my husband went last night."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

How to survive the coming crash.

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

"Go out with you? Not even if a comet hitting the planet left you the last dinosaur on Earth."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The World Wide Web.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You do Botox?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Window in the Sky.