Comet Catcher Pillows

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Pole Star

"He's a keeper!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Steroids.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Shows Bundt

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

Astronomical observations.

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

When economists rules the Earth

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."