Ufo Fan Prints

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Alien Donates to the Poor

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Abductee of the Month

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'Billy's Mom says I can stay for supper.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Alien landing on earth with the 'Good Beer Guide'

Martian restaurant and take away

Elevator Music

"As if we didn't have enough mouths to feed already!"

Alien Claw Game

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.