Ufo Aficionado Prints

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not so close."

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

Just Abducted.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"I was abducted by a UFO"

'Wallow in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- it's been years since Agent Perot reported in.'

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Alien snowman

'I'm going to Roswell -- Can I bring you anything?'

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"

"Take us to your breeder!"

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

LOL

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Pentagon: No Evidence for the Existence of Aliens!

UFO Shelter

"We've worked for free for the last time! . . ."

"Moron still has his tractor beam on."

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"Get names!"

"My clients will come out as soon as you sign this non-disclosure agreement."

"The 50 most influential UFOs in history"

'Been away?'

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