Ufo Gifts

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

Alien Snowmen

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

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"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Alien Assumption

"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

S"o, how many undocumented Americans do you have on your planet?"

"They issued me a fine for not wearing a mask."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

dog vs UFO...

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."