Ufo Prints

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

Alien Snowmen

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

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"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Alien Assumption

"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"They issued me a fine for not wearing a mask."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Take me to your mechanic."

How am I abducting?

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.