Ufo Studies Gifts

Hello UFO-monitoring ? I wish to report an Anglosphere over Filmore and Van Ness.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Take me to your mechanic."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Elevator Music

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

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'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'