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Hello UFO-monitoring ? I wish to report an Anglosphere over Filmore and Van Ness.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Elevator Music

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

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'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"