Ufo Followers Gifts

Aliens using bait to catch a fisherman.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Elevator Music

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road