Bigfoot Believers Gifts

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

"They're a little tight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Anywhere but here

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

Finding Bigfoot

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'