Bigfoot Enthusiasts Gifts

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Frog in the puddles.

"They're so like us."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Guess who's teething?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'The penguin is upset...'

Buck Naked

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Leopards do change their spots

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"