Bigfoot Fan Gifts

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Too much monkey business...

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Clown Skis.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Polar bears

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection