Bigfoot Fan Gifts

Finding Bigfoot

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Bigfoot"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Clown Skis.

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Polar bears

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Mother?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pelican and Origami

'What's a picnic without ants?'