Bigfoot Aficionado Gifts

It's Bigpoot!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Phew, that was close."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

When swine flew!

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'