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Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Eat me"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Phew, that was close."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Roadkill Restaurant

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

When swine flew!

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."