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"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"

'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Giraffe Umbrella

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Runaway Horse

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Ancient Racing

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

Polluted geese

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'