Bigfoot Enthusiast Prints

"Bigfoot? Me? Are you blind or what?"

'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Giraffe Umbrella

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Ancient Racing

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”