Gecko Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

City Zoo: Day Care

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A mother and baby elephant

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

65 Million Years Ago

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Eat me"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Best before 65 million BC.